"maybe not"

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

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upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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what am i even doing

me: *beatboxs*

brother: chill

mother: chill

neighbor: chill

me: chill

self promo very important

i may not seem like a cool person but i am

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